Can’t imagine why this Bronx principal is getting in trouble.
“We have a fancy copy machine that does all sorts of things. It even has a hole to stick your d–k in for a blow j-b,” Chase allegedly said to the stunned staffer, according to a Sept. 19 police report obtained by The Post.
Chase also allegedly celebrated a hole in the wall left behind by phone repairmen because he said it meant he could shove his member into it whenever he wanted, according to a source familiar with the complaints.
“Sorry, didn’t hear a word you said after you mentioned that blow job machine idea” said every man on the planet.