In the midst of a sad story about a guy putting a hit out on his girlfriend:
Clyde Gardner gave up on his first idea: Kill a bear, skin it and wear the pelt while using its claws to kill the woman as she took out her garbage. The plan included him wearing the bear’s paws on his feet so no human footprints would be left behind.
Dammit, Clyde! I hate your guts but I wish you would have given that option a go. Now how are we supposed to know if it would have worked? I’ll never get a solid night of shut-eye again.