I suppose this works

14 Jun

In light of the recent Anthony Weiner scandal:

There was a significant drop in the number of tweets by lawmakers, who tweeted about 28 percent less the week of May 30 to June 3 than the previous week.

I guess that’s one way to make sure pictures of your genitals don’t get you in trouble. Another way: don’t take pictures of your junk. It’s a pretty simple process, actually. Just, like, you know how sometimes your genitals are out, either draped or full-on in the flesh? When that happens, simply don’t take a photo of it/them. If you don’t have a picture, you can’t send it to anyone. It is exactly that simple. Swear to god. It’s worked for me, and it can work for you.

I’m not saying the politicians who have ceased tweeting due to Weiner’s wiener are definitely guilty of anything, just saying if I explained to my wife that I’ve shut down my Twitter because of what happened to Weiner, I might as well start making my bed on the couch during the explanation to save some time.

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