Because apparently some shit’s about to go down on May 21. I’m talking end of the world shit, at least according to this group of people, and they’ve bought a bunch of billboards and bus benches to spread the word.
I tried to read up on the reason for that particular date being chosen, but I only got about nine words in before giving up, because, as you can imagine, none of it makes a lick of sense. Feel free to tease these misinformed folks all you want, because it’s a win-win proposition. You’ll either be right or no longer exist, so either way there will never be a need to apologize. Hooray.
(If I’m still interested in this story a few weeks from now — unlikely — I’ll be sure to read up on the group’s reason on why the world didn’t end when they thought it would. I’m sure the explanation will be hilarious.)