The best sentence of the holiday season

8 Dec

Here is a synopsis of a preposterous-sounding scene in an upcoming movie:

After her Dodge Ram sideswiped a Cadillac on Route 68 in Butler County about 8:30 a.m., the pickup careened over a guardrail, sailed 100 feet or more and landed in a tree.”

Oh no wait, that’s AN ACTUAL STORY. And the woman is alive and well.

Count your blessings, lady.

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