Thursday swag

5 Aug

Kings of Leon will be releasing a new album on October 19th. If they continue their trend of making each album half as energetic as the previous effort, fans can expect the new release to contain four drum beats per minute while the lead singer growl-talks in his sleep.


The NHL and NBA seasons have come to an end, unleashing on places like Vegas, Atlanta, and Miami a torrent of millionaire Slavic and Scandinavian power drinkers and seven-foot NBA jism-spewing machines, all with eight months of rigorous dieting and physical training to undo.

From “The Jock’s Guide to Getting Arrested” by Matt Taibbi


Rollercoasters: tons of fun until someone loses the ability to walk for the rest of her life. I’m fine here on the ground, thank you very much.


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