"I wish I had written that" of the week

17 Jul

So, it wasn’t semen. It may have been ranch dressing, paint, lotion, yogurt, bird poop, tsatsiki sauce, or whatever else. So why is she holding the pants up on the front page of the National Enquirer? “Look, I own pants!”

– Dan Amira at Daily Intel, on Al Gore’s masseuse’s non-semen-stained pants.

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