Wednesday swag

28 Apr

Here is the winner of the $260 million Missouri lottery jackpot:

His first planned purchase? Unsurprisingly, more taffy.

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Saudi Arabia has evidently transitioned into a Communist nation. Minimum-age marriage laws? Get out of my life, Government!

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Whether you think you need it or not, this one-page collection of sound effects will probably come in handy at some point. That Benny Hill clip? Funny every goddamn time. You could put that music to footage of puppies being drop-kicked off buildings and I’d still laugh my ass off.

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For years, I’ve argued that all it takes to be professionally successful is intelligence and motivation. Excepting trade jobs, pertinent experience is almost completely useless; a proven ability to succeed in business will translate to pretty much every industry.

So this piece from McSweeney’s really hit home for me: The Only Thing That Can Stop This Asteroid is Your Liberal Arts Degree.

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