Gabe speaks for all of us

22 Feb

My hero Gabe on Jay Leno:

I know that we all need to put food on our families, and even if Jay Leno is a denim-skinned Nightmare Monster whose veins pump pure ego and who has an entire staff of Ivy League educated lawyers working around-the-clock to figure out how exactly to take an airplane hangar full of obscenely expensive antique cars with you into the after-life, the World of Showbiz still has rules by which everyone must play, and you can’t seriously fault anyone for trying to promote their next rent check via an asshole’s show on an asshole network.

I’d give my left nut to have authored that beautiful rant.


One Response to “Gabe speaks for all of us”

  1. RandBall's Stu February 23, 2010 at 8:27 am #

    The fact that Sarah Palin is one of his first guests is kind of poetic, is it not? Water finding its own level, etc.

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