While watching a recent John Oliver-hosted stand-special on Comedy Central, I saw Chris Hardwick perform and immediately wondered how I recognized him.
When I checked Wikipedia for the answer (which was MTV’s “Singled Out”), I noticed his personal info section had been hacked by some aggressively unfunny jackass. His/her brilliant creation:
Professional boner! What a genius wit. Only like 75% of the eighth-graders in this country have the talent to create such hilarious turns of phrase.
I hope we can find the culprit and convince a judge to revoke his right to make jokes for eternity. Because this is just sad.