Tuesday swag

9 Feb

{+} Cracked has a nice rundown of the “6 most statistically full of shit professions.” The list contains all the usual suspects — stock market experts, wine tasters, weather forecasters — and backs them all up with some ol’-fashioned facts. Good to know.

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{+} This Chicago politician was all, “you guys thought Palin’s resignation was strange, huh? Check this shit out.” The money excerpt:

Cohen, who departed the race after it became public that he had once held a knife to a prostitute ex-girlfriend’s throat and had a history of using steroids, held a press conference. During Super Bowl halftime. In a bar. At a table. With his emotional son crying into his father’s chest.

He may be light on class and integrity, but the guy’s got a little-known quality called I-don’t-give-a-shit-about-anything-whatsoever in spades. It’s a great trade-off, providing you don’t know or care about him.

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{+} Wisconsin is such a hotbed of insane news that I should probably start a running feature of my favorite story from our dairy-loving state to the east. Consider this doozy the inaugural champ:

A 21-year-old Wisconsin man apparently approached his mother behind their house Thursday night sporting a ski mask and trying to rob the 37-year-old woman… As a joke. Bad idea. Mom knows how to defend herself and shot her son in the crotch.
This was the result I was hoping to see in the Tebow family Super Bowl commercial, but no such luck.
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2 Responses to “Tuesday swag”

  1. shall February 9, 2010 at 8:50 am #

    It was not possible to be offended by the Tebow add…come on.

  2. B. February 9, 2010 at 9:47 am #

    Offended? Not offended in the least.

    Tebow annoys the shit out of me, so much so that I am publicly wishing he gets shot by his own mother. Pretty standard reaction, I’d say.

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