Wednesday swag

12 Aug

A couple stories for your enjoyment while your favorite proprietor is out in Portland on a business boondoggle…

{+} One of my favorite photo collections on The Big Picture: Greenland. Is ‘breathtaking’ an acceptable term to use these days? Do I get to keep my yipster card?

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{+} Yet another reason Jon Stewart is one of my heroes: even Conservatives love him. Vote Stewart in 2016.

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{+} A frontrunner for Story of the Year:

A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead found himself bound, blindfolded and assaulted by a group of women out for revenge, according to court documents.
Four women, including his wife, eventually showed up to humiliate the man, who ended up with his penis glued to his stomach in a bizarre plot to punish him for a lover’s quadrangle gone bad, according to the documents filed in Calumet County.

A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead found himself bound, blindfolded and assaulted by a group of women out for revenge, according to court documents.

Four women, including his wife, eventually showed up to humiliate the man, who ended up with his penis glued to his stomach in a bizarre plot to punish him for a lover’s quadrangle gone bad, according to the documents filed in Calumet County.

Made even better by the mugshot of one of the accused:

wisconsinwoman

Classic. I love how she isn’t even trying to look remorseful. She’s all, “fucking right I’m guilty. Was that a sweet move or what, ladies?”

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4 Responses to “Wednesday swag”

  1. Murph August 13, 2009 at 6:10 am #

    The picture is classic…She captured the “Yeah, big deal, I glue dongs to tummies” look perfectly.

  2. Numero 6 August 13, 2009 at 10:05 am #

    “Dongs to Tummies” …My new fantasy football team’s name.

  3. Cool Rut August 13, 2009 at 3:53 pm #

    I named my team Numero 6.

  4. Gates August 17, 2009 at 12:53 am #

    I bet you anything her voice sounds just like Marge Simpson’s sisters’.

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