Don't get pregnant, teens. Unless you plan on having a "miracle." If so, go for it.

10 May

Or so says the totally logical Bristol Palin: 

Campaigning against teen pregnancy on the TODAY show Wednesday, Bristol Palin, 18-year-old daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, told Matt Lauer that a baby “is not just an accessory on your hip. This is hard work.” But she called her 4-month-old son Tripp “not a mistake at all. He’s a blessing.”

(Bold added for effect.) Whoever can parse that statement and clarify to the world gets to be the head of the royal family of Crazytown. Or something. My point is this is possibly my favorite paragraph of 2009.

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