'24-Hour Palin People' no more

16 Sep

I’ve decided to put a moratorium on this Sarah Palin business – really, this much attention on a VP candidate? She’s 2008’s Diablo Cody – and I figured the best parting gift would be the following email, sent by loyal reader and torrid ladykiller Stu:

“Funny: the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.  I’m Shaver Razorback Palin.

Not funny: making rape victims pay for their rape exams.”

Indeed, on both counts. And while it’s been a goddamn hoot pulling my hair out over Palin’s baffling presence on the ticket, the truth is any time spent on her is a victory for the political strategists. So, I’m tapping out, and will be setting my sites again on the stupid time-wasting ventures you’ve all come to know and love tolerate. Until tomorrow…

Yours in handcuffs,

Bullet Bodycheck Palin

4 Responses to “'24-Hour Palin People' no more”

  1. Murph September 17, 2008 at 6:10 am #

    Yea! Time to get back to what’s important…You know, taint fans.


  2. B. September 17, 2008 at 8:41 am #

    Call me crazy, but I still think that’s a million dollar idea.

  3. RandBall's Stu September 17, 2008 at 9:10 am #

    It’s insane, this guy’s taint.

  4. B. September 17, 2008 at 12:13 pm #

    “F*ck yeah that wide.”

    Hands-down favorite sketch show.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: