On what seems to be a slow news week, I figured it’s as good a time as any to open up the floor for a little story-sharing. Today’s topic: what are your favorite stories of people acting crazy while asleep or just awoken?
I’ll get the ball rolling by recounting what happened to me this morning. My cell phone alarm went off, as usual, but instead of grabbing it to turn it off, I grabbed my girlfriend’s ponytail and just started yanking on it. She turned around to find me tugging on her hair while the beeping phone was next to my head on the windowsill, and promptly laughed her ass off. Wasn’t funny to me then. Pretty funny now.
I’ll open up the floor to you scurvy commenters. Got a tale to beat that? I’m sure you do. Get to typing, y’all. I’m counting on you.