Well, I give up

14 Feb

Four shirts currently featured at UrbanOutfitters.com:

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That does it: I am officially seceding from the fashion scene. Not like I was ever actually in it, but, yeah, I’ll admit, there was a time I actually understood the trends. Enjoying dressing it up a bit, looking the part, rocking the latest threads. I can’t deny it. But not anymore. When mismatching is actually the preferred look, that’s my cue to leave.

A quick open letter….

To anyone who owns these shirts or something similar,

Your please-look-at-me-right-now, optical-illusion wardrobe is really working for you. Please continue wearing clothes such as this. Like, always. You’re making the rest of us look so much better by comparison.

Sincerely, Society

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One Response to “Well, I give up”

  1. BreAnne February 15, 2008 at 10:39 am #

    Oh my god, I think that last one made me blind. Who doesn’t love the scrabble-board-on-acid look? C’mon.

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