"Separated at birth" or Photoshop image — doesn't really matter, it's horrifying either way

13 Jun

I’m not going to explain how I stumbled across the following picture — the point is, I did, and that’s all that really needs to be said. And I understand the relative immaturity it takes to laugh at some ugly dude who happens to look damn similar to an ugly cartoon, but come on, like I had a choice in the matter of sharing this find:


That can’t be a real photo, can it? Do humans really look like that? I’m still having trouble believing it, but hey, the good news is, thanks to this eyesore we can all feel just that much more attractive today.

You’re welcome.

4 Responses to “"Separated at birth" or Photoshop image — doesn't really matter, it's horrifying either way”

  1. Mr. Shain June 14, 2007 at 1:21 am #

    I would feel more attractive if he were availabe to rent and i could take him shopping with me, etc. is he? have him email me.

  2. Cool Rut June 14, 2007 at 6:48 am #

    I still feel ugly. I was sunburned on my arms and neck last weekend and I am now peeling. My hair is thin and I need a haircut. My skin might not be as bad as the guy in the photo but it is just as greasy. I was in the back of my parent’s van and I bumped my head on the back of the front seat while lacing the sneakers. My brother started laughing because I left a visible grease mark on the leather. My stomach is so big now that I was unable to cut my toenails. When I finally figured out a way to reach them, I got short of breath. It must have been all the fat from my gut pressing on my chest. Should I send you a picture?

  3. Brandon June 14, 2007 at 11:22 pm #


  4. Stephanie June 24, 2007 at 12:18 am #

    Man is in serious need of bangs

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