Idol: Minneapolis is nirvana compared to Seattle

18 Jan

Sorry kids, but I just don’t have the energy to write another recap. These audition episodes are just too draining.

For those unable to catch the Seattle tryout, you missed very little. The rejected performers boasted a combination of offensive lack of talent and nauseating ugliness. However, in a nice little display of synergy, this picture of an Idol hopeful perfectly illustrates the face I made throughout the show:


I mean, obviously I’m far less hideous than that eyesore (or so says my mom), but the look of horrified disbelief is pretty much dead on. You have GOT to be kidding me. Holy moly, they are brewing up somethin’ awful in Seattle’s water. Steer clear, y’all.


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